This is one of the reasons I love Victor's Place in the Puerto Vallarta Marina -- free dessert drink with Kahlua, banana, and a flower for las damas!

This morning we took an ambitious walk down the beach. We were trying to find the Marival, but ended up walking all the way to the Paradise Village, which was over an hour down the beach! Luckily we were slathered in enough sunscreen to last us.

We saw something new, too! Several little rays were flapping through the very edge of the waves at our feet, scooping up little fish! They were so adorable and cute, maybe a foot across their wingspan. Then we saw a Mexican fellow fishing for them and tossing them in a bucket. We could hardly blame him, though. They were plentfiul and plenty willing to come right up to people, even those with fishing gear.

We also saw a sea snake! I had heard they were in the waters around here, but had never seen one. It was a couple feet long with yellow and brown spots, like a rotting banana. It washed up in the surf just a few feet away from us, then disappeared. Scary!

We got "home" at 12:30pm and ate a light lunch of cantelope, banana, tostadas and salsa. Later in the afternoon we ended up at the Marina to yacht-spot. There were a few larger boats, but they were in the private areas of the Marina, so we had to view them from afar. Ah well. We consoled ourselves with some fish ceviche and Pacficos at Victor's. If you're ever in the area, I highly recommend a visit to Victor's!

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Today I will be very busy making my famous "Sausage & Sage" stuffing for our big Thanks Giving feast tomorrow night. As I have already mentioned my family is celebrating ThanksGiving early this year because we will be on a road trip (possibly to Disney Land) next week. And it seems like our un-traditional plans really worked out well because our other family members have plans next week as well. Things always happen for a reason : ) So after I finish my breakfast and go go for my walk I will be heading to the grocery store to buy all the ingredients needed. By the way. . . Have you noticed that I keep changing the "Theme" on my Journal? I like to change according to my moods and the holidays. (Just in case you were wondering)

Have a GREAT weekend!

(((HUGS)))

Lizz

My vacation has officially begun! Yay! We spent all afternoon yesterday at the beach, playing in the water and sitting in the shade, nomming on shrimp ceviche. I could eat that stuff all day! For dinner we went to Victor's Place (Cafe Tacuba) in the Puerto Vallarta Marina. Victor was there and shared a shot of tequila with us, as usual. He's an excellent restauranteur. His place always had people waiting for tables, when the rest of the marina's eateries were barely half full. I highly recommend it if you're in the area. :)

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Happy Thursday everyone. . . one more week until Thanks Giving??? NOT!!! At least not for me anyway cause I have something else planned. My family is going to have Thanks Giving Dinner this weekend instead. Yep you hear me right!!! SexyMissLizz is going to be UNtraditional this year and eat Turkey 1 week early. hahahaha Why you ask??? I am saving my holiday weekend for a road trip to Disney Land. So while you are stuffing your face with mashed potatoes and gravy I'll probably be puking mine up! hahaha (just kidding)


I know this picture doesn't represent my blog in any way, but I wanted to post it regardless cause I think it's fun!!! Now I know what you are thinking (well, if you have a dirty mind like mine anyway) hahha And if you are thinking I am doing something nasty you are right. hahahaha Lets just say the solar heating started to kick in nicely. *wink*

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We had a bit of a misadventure on our way down to Mexico. First, our flight through Calgary was wonderful. We arrived at noon and had two hours for a leisurely lunch before our flight down to PVR. Perfect. No American customs to go through, no stress about border guards. It was awesome.

On the flight we were sitting with a very nice lady who was a travel agent, so we learned a lot about the industry. Very interesting stuff!

We land in PVR at about 8pm, no problem. So we stand by the baggage carousel and wait. And wait. And there are two dogs in cages who have been sick on the flight and it stinks up the room. And there are no bags for us. There are a few luggage fellows running around, so one fills out a WestJet lost luggage form for us, and says they will call us tomorrow on my cell phone. Cool, that's fine.

So outside in the parking lot our rental car was supposedly waiting for us. A nice, new, white Jetta. Alas, there is no car meeting that description in the lot. In fact, there are only three cars left in the lot as ours was the last flight of the night and now security is locking up.

A taxi driver comes over to offer us a ride (obviously) but we explain our situation, and he takes us to the girl in the parking toll booth. She has a cell phone so she calls the rental car company. They messed up our dates! oops! So taxi driver drives us to Bucerias where we are given a Dodge Caravan for the night. The company pays for the $40 taxi ride.

Here's the thing: my cell phone was on its last bar of battery life, and the charger was in my checked bags. So at this point it's a race against time.

Tonight our very kind neighbours let us use their land line to call the airport, but it just rang and rang. When we did finally get through, we learned that our bags were there! Yay! They had come in at 5pm today! But no, we could not pick them up. The lady would call us back in 10 minutes with a delivery time. Well, by 9pm we had not received a call and they had not answered any more of our many calls, so we headed to PVR. Inside the airport we learned that WestJet had an office across the street. This meant an adventure with the laterals. If you've never been to Mexico, it's a side street that the shops are on and that you must turn left from, to keep the centre lanes flowing smoothly. Anyway, it took us three drive-bys and a talk with some locals to decide there was no WestJet building in the area. :( So on the way home we nearly hit a stray dog. Nearly.

BUT when we pulled up to our security gate, guess what was there! Both of our suitcases! Yay!! They had been dropped off 15 minutes earlier.

So NOW, 24 hours into our Mexico vacation, we have our clothes unpacked and our rental car organized and our cupboards stocked with most of the food we need. We just also have four toothbrushes, six disposable razors, two tubes of toothpaste... well, you get the idea. The condo is well stocked :)

Bring on the vacation!!

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For the next few weeks you will see me getting nasty and wet!!! I am posting all my Under Water videos on my new Clips-4-Sale store but I am also posting them on my website as well. WhooooHooo So if you are a Member to my site SexyMissLizz.com and want to see me get Nasty-n-Wet you are in store for a wet, wet, treat!!


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And I can't wait! I'm in the final crunch here, trying to get my next four weeks of updates lined up so I don't have anything major to upload while I'm away. So far so good, but I found I had forgotten to render one video fully, so I'm doing that now. I also got this week's update online this morning. Sorry it was a day late! I had meant to have it done yesterday, but ran out of hours in the day (and energy!)

Here's a peek at what you can expect to find at ElliNude.com this week: :)

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He did! My photographer had such a huge hardon from taking my soapy, stretched pussy pictures, that I couldn’t just leave him like that! I had to give him some relief! So I invited him over and started sucking on his nice, big veiny cock. Mmmm that thing stretched my mouth out really good! There’s just one thing.. he didn’t warn me when he was going to cum! So I ended up with a mouthful of yummy, gooey jizz! That’s ok, I guess. I don’t think I really minded.





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I got this video off the FreakDaddy forum. . .it fucking cracks me up!!!


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OMG!!! Is it possible to have too much fun in one night??? John and I had such a fantastic weekend just thinking about everything we did makes me tired. hahahaha The high-light of my weekend was Saturday night. I was invited to go bar hopping in a limousine with my lesbian girl friends. I have never been to a gay bar and just LOVED IT!!! Everyone was so happy, non judge mental, and just having a good ole time. Girls were dancing with girls, guys were dancing with guys, guys and girls were dancing alone, and with each other! Noone cared what anyone else was doing and everyone had a great time. (including my husband who joined us later in the night) I will definitely be going back to these bars for sure. I am not gay but that didn't matter. Props to my bad-ass-biker-husband for being so secure with himself and me that we could go to a gay bar together . . . and have fun!

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If you'd been following my Twitter Tweets, you might have noticed a rather odd subplot recently. It seems there was a rat, wait, no, TWO rats living in my walls. Well last night the fellow upstairs put a trap at the entrance to their boulevard loaded up with peanut butter and granola bits. And BLAMMO! Both got snapped in the same trap! They almost got away with it, though -- all the peanut butter was licked off and it seems they had come back to finish off the granola! So yay! No more rats in the walls! The house will still be here when I get back from Mexico and not gnawed to bits, yay!

We just finished putting our garden away for the winter. All the pots are stacked against the wooden tomato frame behind the garage. Interestingly, the pepper plants had very small root systems except for Mr. Habanero -- he had taken over almost his entire pot! Also, I have good news! The garlic cloves and baby onions I had planted seem to be doing well. They have sprouted and I repotted them into the long container I had been using for the beets over the summer. So... home grown garlic next year! How exciting!

Errr... did you hear something? Perhaps there is one rodent left....

Hey friends,
Just wanted to let you know that I added a hot new video to my Giantess site featuring the very sexy and very lovely "CHASTITY." She shrinks her boss by poisoning his coffee then sticks him in her gorgeous ass. The story is very clever and Chastity is extremely sexy as she plays the roll of Giantess. I encourage you to visit my site to see for yourself and enjoy a FREE SAMPLE!!!





Tonight I am going out with my lesbian friends to a gay bar. I am very excited as I have never been to a gay bar and am really looking forward to the experience. One of the girls chartered a lemo so we can all drink. . . this is going to be FUN FUN FUN!! John has other plans to go out with his friends but will meet me at the bar later. He too is very excited and curios : ) I'll let you know later what happened.

(((HUGS)))
Lizz

SexyMissLizz (and yes, she is extremely sexy) made a comment today about a problem that I had noticed previously, but wasn't sure how to solve. She noted that more and more blogs are being rendered redundant by carrying mostly daily Twitter posts. This includes mine, of course.

So I am taking this opportunity to apologize to my readers (should I have any left.) I'm sorry for Tweeting all over my blog. It made my ReluctantPornstar look cluttered and difficult to read, and it made me lazy by luring me into thinking I had already made a blog post simply by using Twitter throughout my day. Bad slacker Elli!

I am very sorry, folks. As of tonight you will not see any more Twitter tweets twittifying up my blog. If you want to follow my Twitter posts, you can hop on over to Twitter and add me. :) If you'd like to just stay here and read my blog, you are of course welcome to do that.

You know, that feels very freeing. Yay! Whew!

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Wow I just realized that today is Friday the 13th. Really no big deal I guess but since alot of people are supersticous so it's always fun to think about. I've been invited to so many parties this weekend I can't decide where to go. I just know that I am going to have FUN and I'm not going to drink past my limit of 3 beers. hahaha Last weekend my husband took advantage of me *wink*

When I was a little girl my big brother used to call me "Bird Legs" That was the nick name he gave me because I was so tiny. Well after looking at this picture (Taken in Carson City NV this Summer) it reminded me of when he used to call me that. I suppose it's better than being called elephant legs. hahahaha Just a silly little memory I wanted to share : ) Hope you have a fantastic weekend too.



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